10 reasons why you shouldn't loose at Bingo

oh the humanity

If you play bingo at one of them back-alley bingo parlors, you're setting yourself up for a world of hurt. You can win at St. Anastasia's Weird Bingo in Waukegan. Here's why:

1. Do they have two $500 Bingo Jackpots? No?  Then hightail it outtathere. You deserve better. St. Anastasia Bingo has two $500 Jackpots for you.
2. Thunder.  Do they have Thunder.  No? Then you're not at St. Anastasia Bingo.  We made up this fun game. It pays you $250.
3. Look for happy people?  None?  Then hit the road. St. Anastasia has happy shiny people playing bingo every week. Got no friends?  You can have some of ours.
4. BORRRR-RING.  They don't call it Weird Bingo for nothing.  We have fun here every week.  You should too.
5. Food.  You live for bingo but you gotta eat. We feature delightful meals from Super G's Finer Diner and Taco Emporium. Those other places might serve grumb.
6. Every week there's at least one Weird Bingo Wednesday. It's the middle of the week and who loves you?  That's right -- Weird Bingo.
7. MY FAVORITE NUMBER. (ok we're gonna skip this for now.  No comment.)
8. Lightning - other places play this game too, but it's more fun here. Come and win this progressive Jackpot and bring home the big bucks!
9. The Karma is Good.  you get this many happy fun peole in one place and good things have to happen -- even to you.  Try it.
10. How can you loose when you're doing something good? That's right.  The moolah raised at Weird Bingo supports the many ministries of St. Anastasia Catholic Church. So even if you don't hit the big prize you're doing good for your fellow man.  Kind of like Kung Fu but you don't have to walk the earth, just drive over to Weird Bingo on Wednesday night.

BSD - the early warning signs of Bingo Stress Disorder

In denial at Weird Bingo in Waukegan

Shock, disbelief, giddiness, depression -- all sure signs of BSD - Bingo Stress Disorder. More often than not, these reactions fade, are forgotten, and present little need for alarm.

When all these reactions are combined, though, "Happy Bingo Rage" ensues.

Do something useless, play Bingo on Wednesday night.

Bingo is NOT for sissys

I hate this game, but I can't stop lovin' it!!

Face it: Bingo is a rough and tumble sport, a take-no-prisoners form of social aggression that pits pal against pal. Daughters vs. their Mothers; Mothers vs. muthers -- it's you against the world. But you're not a wimp. You play.

You sit there looking cool, waiting for one number. Just one.  You wait -- barely breathing.  Then you're best buddy calls bingo -- and that's the last thing you remember!!

Brought to you as a public service from Weird Bingo in Waukegan. Got a problem?  Good luck with that.

What's Your Favorite Number?

We want to know
Each week, we ask three random bingo players for their answers to today's most-vexing questions.

What's Your Favorite Number?

 I like all of them equally. It's only fair.
Vy

9. And it's purrrrfect.
Julie Newmar

It's odd, rather odd actually.
Nancy

Play your favorite numbers at Weird Bingo in Waukegan every Wednesday night.
 

Bring a Friend to Bingo This Wednesday

Bring your friends to Bingo in Waukegan

Now that's a plan.  Get some friends together who are bored of sitting home at night and bring them all to WEIRD BINGO this week where they can try to win the huge Lightning Jackpot. St. Anastasia Bingo is always great for beginners.  You can't believe how often Beginner's Luck pays off.  And win or lose, you still have a fun night out with friends.  So line up the babysitter (if needed), and inform your friends. We'll see you Wednesday night. Doors open at 5pm, games start at 7pm.

Need directions?  Here's a map to Weird Bingo in Waukegan